I think this is the first time I’ve ever gotten a What is She Doing up on the day I said I would. *party noises* Yaaaaay me!
Ready to see who won?
Avery: AHHH! Is that a BEE??
Briar: Actually it’s a wasp.
Avery: WHY ARE YOU HOLDING IT?????
Briar: Weeell, I was trying to be Snow White – you know, singing to the animals and all that – but instead of a deer or a bird coming, this cute little wasp landed on me!
Avery: I think it thinks your dress is a flower!!
Wasp: Seriously, I’m not that stupid.
Avery: What in the world is that Briar?
Briar: Only my pet bee.
Avery: Oh cool . . . *looks the bee in the eye*
Briar: Oh, oh, don’t look it straight in the eye though it is part Medusa bee!
Avery: . . .
Briar: Avery? Avery? Oh well . . .
Briar: Oh yes you ARE! You are da cutest wittle wasp there ever was!
Avery: Briar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Put that wasp down this INSTANT!
Briar: Humph. You’re just scared.
Avery: Am NOT! He was my wasp until YOU found him and took him away from me!
Briar: *rolls eyes* Yeah right . . .
Avery: I bought him for a whole DOLLAR at Walmart.
Briar: Well Avery, seeing as you can’t drive and Loren or her mom hasn’t been to Walmart since who knows when, I am not believing you. Besides, Walmart doesn’t sell anything alive except fish and plants.
Avery: HE’S ALIVE?!? BRIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! (Runs for the hills screaming random things about geraniums)
Briar: Avery, you are a strange, strange little girl.